Barney Stinson Apartment is a legend to almost everybody in the show. It has been that legend for an entire season, while we see where Marshal, Lily, Ted and Robin live, we are never shown the bachelor paradise of Barney Stinson. Until Season 2, Episode 5 ‘The World’s Greatest Couple’. Lily moved in with Barney for a couple of days and we got the full tour. He shows us everything. And this wouldn’t be the most complete Barney Stinson website without a way to get all his cool stuff!
We are going to start with the most complete list of cool stuff he has around his house (including pictures). After that we also give you the chance to decorate the same way as Barney Stinson by showing some sources getting the same furniture. If I missed out anything, share it!
Barney Stinson Apartment Cool Stuff
Mini Golf Set
Every manly man has a mini golf set in his office right? Barney has one is his apartment. BOOM! Top that. Looks cool and it is fun to play every once in a while.
Life Sized Storm Trooper
About scaring off girls, Lily said the life sized storm trooper will probably scare them all away. Barney’s response? ‘No, that is just AWESOME’. And he is right. Every man loves (the original movies of) Star Wars. Having a life sized stormtrooper will only make you more awesome. Not available anywhere underneath 1000$. You can get a cool (life sized) poster though!
Decanter Set for his Booze
Something a lot of grown up men have is a decanter set. You know? The glass things where you can keep your Whiskey and other grown-up drinks in. Barney has them of course, together with some glasses. A great way to pour a drink for a fellow bro. This even looks cool for a student dorm and definitely looks better than a Jack Daniels bottle.
Cocktail Shaker and Soda Maker
Glasses – Martini and Wine glasses
Barney Stinson should have some glasses around as well, especially for when a lady friend is over. He has a couple of Martini glasses lying around, together with awesome wine glasses, with a very big bowl.
300 Inch Flat Screen
He has two of these. Custom made in Japan. Barney Stinson Apartment wall is a complete flat screen. One in his living room and one in his bedroom. The price? Unknown, as these screens are not available for the average buyer. The biggest size would be around 90 inch.
Samurai Sword (Katana)
In his living room Barney has a very cool katana, behind his couch. Whether this is just showing off, or he actually uses it every once in a while (we saw in the Ducky Tie episode he knows how to cook like an Asian, so there might be a chance he knows how to use this object) it is cool to have around in your house.
Gopro Camera (plus head mount) – in the Bedroom
Let’s not start on what Barney Stinson might use this GoPro camera for. I assume you know what he is doing with a camera on his head in the bedroom. A pretty cool object to have lying around, especially if you can use it as well. A fairly common product, so you can get one easily.
Spring Loaded Toilet Seat
AWESOME THING ALERT: Barney Stinson has a spring loaded toilet seat. This means after you sat on the toilet, the seat will go UP, instead of down. A great thing to have when you never want to have a girl living in your house right?
I’ve been searching for this a long time. It is not for sale (yet). Barney said in the episode the ‘patent is pending’. Apparently the committee listened to him, because the patent is actually there!
Boba Fett Helmet
Carter the Great Poster
Barney Stinson is a fan of posters, you can see that from his office, where all Barney Stinson Motivational Posters hang around. But apparently he wants to have some posters in his apartment as well. The one example is the ‘Carter the Great‘ Poster. What it means and why Barney has it hanging around in his apartment? No idea.
Barney Stinson Apartment Furniture
No we have all the ‘quick fixes’ of getting an awesome apartment as Barney’s, let’s dive a little bit deeper, as his style is pretty profound. It is a modern house, with a lot of modern furniture. No antique things, just a clean, dark house. With a lot of black furniture, it gets an even more mysterious look. Some of the furniture
Obvious, a very big bed. Not Queensize, no. Barney has a kingsize bed with a great headboard. You can get a frame which looks similar as well!
Showcase next to the bed
In the bed chamber Barney Stinson has an awesome showcase with undefined objects in it. Action figures? Cool toys? Nobody knows, but having a vitrine in your house is awesome!
Barney Stinson Apartment is, as said, full of this minimalistic furniture.
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